I once had a Ph.D. student; a female friend told me she liked my writing if only I would stop cussing… My dear friend, a male public servant, also told me that some of his contemporaries would read my work on the merits, but the cussing offends them.
What do both my friends have in common? They both reside in Jamaica.
Okay, so I will be the first to admit that real writers do not use cuss words; of course not. But I never claimed to be a real writer, and I have always seen myself as an inconsequential loudmouth with an opinion and a low tolerance for bullshit…
Here is the thing, getting one’s views out to people does not require a Ph. D it doesn’t even require a college degree as long as the person communicates their views in ways that others can appreciate. Social media is a true testament to that fact.
I always marveled at these contradictions regarding us Jamaicans who insist on proper verbiage and parts of speech on the one hand. At the same time, we continue to push a dialect, ‘patios’ and insist that others adopt it as a true language even though we have no idea how to write it in a consistent way that everyone can agree on.
Me, I don’t give a rat’s ass about proper writing, proper grammar, or proper anything.
I had never set foot on a college campus except when I took my kids there to register them for classes. I am old school, home educated, and I do not need a piece of paper to validate me.
Glad I got that off my chest; google algorithms have already validated this poor boy from North East Siant Catherine who never went to college, a poor boy who brought himself up on his own.…no, not by his bootstraps. I had no boots.
This little blog is now read around the world.
Mike Beckles is a former Police Detective, businessman, freelance writer, black achiever honoree, and creator of the blog mikebeckles.com.